Dressing Well In The Tropics

Tropical fucking heat. The very air itself is heavy with the equator’s inexorable oppressor against the sartorial revolution, humidity. I’m sticky, I’m wet and I am as uncomfortable with the weather as I am with the word that peerlessly depicts the environment in which I find myself: moist. But all is not lost when it comes to maintaining your sense of style. Here’s how to dress well in the tropics.

Fabric

Here, in these climes, nothing is more important than the fabric from which your clothes are cut. If in doubt, consider the purpose of your outfit – to conceal your body from the sun, to protect your decency, and to keep you cool. Turn to breathable and lightweight fabrics that are high quality, natural fibres, and the higher grade, the more unaffected by the heat you will be. Linen and cotton are your friends, and polyester your foe. But remember, if you err here, your game is up.

Cut

Slim fits and tight cuts can look good, but the tropics are rarely the place. A lightweight fabric like a fine linen has little stretch, and if to tight will be in constant danger of tearing. But most importantly, wrapping your body in cloth will hinder its cooling, trapping heat and making you sweat. A more relaxed cut will be more breathable, keep sweat at a minimum, and be perfect for the weather.

Colour

In the jungle, make nature your friend or suffer the consequences. Choose natural colours, like browns, ocean blues, lush greens, and the ever-classic staple of white. A salmon pink can work well too, especially in a open-neck linen shirt matched with flowing white trousers. But don’t be afraid of the white-on-white – it’s the tropics, and it’s stylish to look clean in places less so.

Simplicity

The tropical life is a simple one. The heat slows things down. The humidity is the inexorable oppressor. Keep your style revolution simple and focused, and keep your outfit free of clutter. Neckties aren’t necessary – the open collar is embraced, even down to the mid-chest. A well-fitted trouser is a better option than a belt. And a jacket, if worn, should be as light as your shirt – unlined, lightweight and free of synthetic fabric to maximise its breathability.

Keep it simple, keep it light, and you’ll keep it stylish.